Man Dies During Sex With Scarecrow

A man was found dead in his hope after he apparently had sex with a scarecrow. A man attracted to inanimate objects…

I bring you love and muffins

I bring you love and muffins

Some weird sh!AT hit the news sometimes. A man was found dead in his home after having sex with a scarecrow that he had dressed up in a wig, lipstick and strap-on sex toy. The rotting remains of Jose Alberto were discovered in his home after neighbours reported a foul smell coming from the building. Police forced their way into the home in San Jose de Balcare, eastern Argentina, and were stunned to discover the 58-year-old shepherd lying dead. Next to him lay a scarecrow that had been dressed up as a woman – but wearing a strap-on sex toy. Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”

Hello children, I have some candy for you

Hello children, I have some candy for you

“There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow”

.

“Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

Nice Pumpkins!

Nice Pumpkins!

“We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.”

Neighbours said the man, who was known to live alone and had no mobile phone, was often seen as a loner

Yep, so to summarise a complete weirdo.

However…

So people attracted to inanimate objects?

Known as “Object Sexuality” or “Objectum Sexuality,” is a sexual fetish focused on particular inanimate objects. Those individuals with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of attraction, love, and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation. For some, sexual or even close emotional relationships with humans are incomprehensible. Some object-sexual individuals also often believe in animism, and sense reciprocation based on the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, and feelings, and are able to communicate

I suppose though some people can take things too far…

That's when hell of a rim job!

That’s when hell of a rim job!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s