Embarrassing Dad Texts
I always wondered how a turkey smells.
Either cover yourself in glitter and look for a twilight fan, or actually grow a pair.
Giving the kid confidence.
Dad being clever.
Technology Catch-Up Generation.
Obviously dad is a fan of the storyline….
Interesting Password Dad.
I assume that’s a McDonalds reference?
Probably how you were conceived.
At least he is telling it the way it is!